Well this is it folks, maybe the most frightning conspiracy of them all. The attack of the killer wombats. These cute, fuzzy marsupials aren't what they seem. No, they aren't nice, they actually ecil little killing machines, AND they're not even really cute and fuzzy, it's just makeup and elaborate costumes. Infact, most of our public leaders are just wombats in disguise. It's all part of a cute and fuzzy scheme to dominate the earth. Not to be confused with the Koala Bear Uprising of 1986, this is a real threat to our health and safety (kind of like nutra-sweet). If we don't act now the human race will be enslaved by the year 2000.
I'm sure you don't believe me, but when you see a nuclear missle christened WOMBAT II headed your way don't say I didn't warn you.
A wombat who did not please his master. This could be you, BEWARE!!
