The Communist Cow Commune.

The Horrible Truth!!

We've denied it for too long, but the facts are indisputable: All over the country herds of otherwise peaceful bovine are turning to Marxism as a new way of life. It wouldn�t be so bad if they kept to themselves, but these Communist Cattle have apparently set their sights on Washington, D.C. Though the government denies knowing anything about it, I happen to know that they are secretly preparing for the long siege ahead (Clinton himself was recently seen purchasing canned food at a local supermarket.) The only advice I can give is to begin preparing for a totalitarian government run by cows (i.e.: stop eating beef, kiss a cow daily, become Hindu), and maybe stock up on canned food. Good luck, America: you're going to need it.